Christmas

 So, when did you get the tenement on wheels? FC2193

And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. FC7961

We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tapdanced with Danny-f—cking-Kaye. FC7958

Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah. FC2202

Catherine, if this turkey tastes half as good as it looks, I think we're all in for a very big treat! FC7898    

 I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery. FC7993    

Looks great. Little full, lotta sap. FC7992    

You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.  FC10043    

He wants you to say grace! FC6194    

Grace? She died 30 years ago.  FC7907  

Sons of bitches! Bumpuses! FC7900  

It's a major award! FC4658  

Only one thing could have dragged me away.. FC11893  

I want an Official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle. FC7897

That yellow-eyed bully hates Christmas! FC11878

Hallelujah! FC11877

I heard on the news that an airline pilot spotted Santa's sleigh on his way in from New York. FC2242

It's time for Round 2. FC9968

We busted out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santa Claus? FC9970

It's our calling card. FC10093